eggs and an orange worm for dinner

she made me eggs and an orange worm for dinner

i began to eat so quickly that i almost forgot to taste it

but about 3 seconds after i began stuffing my face

i realized i was eating eggs and an orange worm for dinner

then i suddenly stopped

and savored every bit of this plate

and was grateful for the food on my table and her bright smile

it took away my hunger

and it took away the extra 40 lbs the doctor said were just too much

at last! i have witnessed my very own last supper

jose delhart 2010

Dollar Store Dream

I was at a dollar store buying some things.

As I turn around from grabbing something from a rack on the wall, a lady with long gray hair shoves an ice pop in my mouth. I move to another aisle, she follows me and proceeds to rub up against me as she walks down the aisle. I then walk over to my wife and head to the check out and leave the store. It is dark and cold outside.

I go to visit my friend who is Billy Crudup. He needs a heroin fix, so I proceed to help him by tying a tourniquet on his bicep. I also inject him with the drug. The lady with with the long gray hair is hanging around the house.

All of a sudden the cops show up and we run away. We end up catching our breath in the middle of a forest. We are getting really hungry. Billy says that he hears the worms underneath the trees trying to get out of the ground. We then start to rip out the roots of a huge tree and once all the roots are exhumed we tip over the tree. We can see the worms peeking out of the ground. I plucked them, and one by one they popped out. The worms were about 2 feet long.

We begin to eat the worms; we are satisfied.